Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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