When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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