i just wanna soil my oats bro
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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