Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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