CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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