Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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