I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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