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  we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I wish i was in the wii world.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

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  Internet Is back!

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  MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept

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• (858): View more from California

  CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app? 

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.

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