The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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