M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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