Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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