I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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