There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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