Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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