i just made my gag reflex go away.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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