Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
zippers are such a cool invention
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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