On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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