Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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