Porn is love you can see.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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