whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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