If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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