Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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