I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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