Christians are straight up FREAKS
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Green mimosas i think yes
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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