I'm laying in your front yard are you home
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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