yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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