I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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