last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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