I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
