Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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