I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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