I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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