i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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