how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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