we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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