If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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