I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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