this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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