Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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