I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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