Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
third nipple confirmed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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