what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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