I'm really into asian looking animals
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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