i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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