i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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