That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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