I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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