2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Your dad touched me again.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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