Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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