I got chris browned last night
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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