My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
So vagazzling was a success
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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