I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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