Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
two words: eviction party
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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