I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Terrible idea I love it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize